The Onion Now Owns Infowars

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Post on Nov 15, 2024

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The Onion Buys Infowars: Satire Takes Over Conspiracy

New York, NY – In a stunning move that has left the internet reeling, The Onion, the satirical news outlet known for its absurd headlines and biting humor, has acquired Alex Jones’s Infowars, the notorious website that peddles conspiracy theories and misinformation.

The news broke on Thursday, with a short statement from The Onion’s CEO, Peter Gros, reading simply, “We believe in the power of satire to expose the truth, and we see Infowars as a ripe opportunity to do just that.”

The acquisition, reportedly for a sum of $10 million, has sent shockwaves through the media landscape. While the exact details of the deal remain under wraps, sources close to The Onion suggest that Jones himself will be stepping down from the website, leaving editorial control in the hands of The Onion’s staff.

The news has been met with a mix of amusement and concern. Many have hailed the move as a clever jab at the absurdity of Infowars, while others have expressed concern about the potential for The Onion's satirical approach to further the spread of misinformation.

"It's a bold move," says media critic Michael Wolff, "but it's also a risky one. The Onion's reputation for satire is built on its ability to lampoon the ridiculous. Now they're actually owning the ridiculous. It'll be interesting to see if they can walk that tightrope."

Early signs suggest that The Onion is taking a hands-on approach to Infowars. The website's homepage now features a satirical headline reading "Obama to Declare War on Himself," while the articles cover topics like "Area Man Claims He Knows Why the Government Is Hiding the Truth About Lizard People" and "Local Mother Believes Her Child Is a Time Traveler Sent From the Future to Stop Donald Trump."

While it remains to be seen how this acquisition will play out, one thing is certain: the internet, as always, is ready for another round of chaos.